Suicide
by David Shumate
Each week in the obituaries you read about a few more. Though they don’t mention how the woman weary of this world walked into the mortuary, sat in a wing-backed chair, pulled a revolver from her purse and discharged a bullet into her temple to ease the burden on her family. Or how the farmer harvested his soybeans, spit three times on the ground, then ran his tractor over the cliff the day the loans came due. Or how the divorced fly fisherman let his waders fill with water and pull him downstream as if he were just another trout. Then there are all those legends—the washed-up relief pitcher who threw a curve ball so it would tail back around like a boomerang and knock him in the head. The teacher who swallowed an overdose of arithmetic and scrambled the circuits in his brain. I’m told that in the far east, the despondent end it all just by thinking a few forbidden thoughts. Though I won’t repeat those toxic syllables here. In case some fragile soul is reading this, looking for an easy way to end his pain.


