Scene ii. The Second Time (Operation Iraqi Freedom)

(NESSIE, wear­ing a party hat, car­ry­ing a sign under one arm, and hold­ing a birth­day horn, sinks defeat­edly into a chair. VAN, hands on hips, stands look­ing at her harshly, then grabs the horn and blows into it, and dances about hold­ing up the sign. It says “Happy Birthday, Mindy!”)

VAN

(Tosses away the birth­day trap­pings.) You never learn, do you? Your sis­ter can take Little Mindy to Chuck E. Cheese’s, han­dle the birth­day party. You knew the notice could come any time. You expect the Army to do call-ups at your kid’s con­ve­nience? Your con­ve­nience? Get a life! Get an Army life!

NESSIE

Let me repeat another of your famous refrains. “What do babies know? Now if it were a teenager, say, or a mid­dle schooler even...” Well, she’s going on thir­teen now. She knows. She knows war, what it does to her family.

VAN

So does her older brother, Nessie. That’s why he’s into his dad, not into you. I’ve tried, believe me. I sang him some­thing else from “Ballads of The Green Berets,” not my per­sonal favorite, not (singing)—

Back at home a young wife waits,
Her Green Beret has met his fate
He has died for those oppressed,
Leaving her this last request.

Put sil­ver wings on my son’s chest,
Make him one of America’s best,
He’ll be a man they’ll test one day,
Have him win The Green Beret.

No, Nessie, I sang your Believes-He’s-All-Grown-Up Jim some­thing totally apro­pos, as it were, Barry Sadler’s “Salute to the Nurses.” (Singing.)

A sol­dier, his hands
too burned to write,
A nurse takes down his words
through the lonely night.

He was hav­ing none of it, even if Barry Sadler was a sergeant like his dad. But you don’t like any­thing but opera, clas­si­cal pops at most. Pure escapism. No macho schlock for you, no sen­ti­men­tal slop for you, not a hoof­beat of Country Western. No wonder—

NESSIE

(Quietly.) Actually, Barry Sadler stuff is from his grandfather’s war, not his dad’s, not Ben’s. Vietnam.

VAN

Right you are, Nessie, but have things changed all that much? Really? Jim’s grand­fa­ther and father—your Ben—were both born at Womack Army Hospital, Fort Bragg, I remind you. Generation unto gen­er­a­tion. Ben’s still gung-ho. Still con­ser­v­a­tive, too. It stands to rea­son your hus­band and son would rather have you (sings, adapt­ing a line from the cho­rus of “Ballad of the Green Berets”) “Back at home [our Nessie] waits.” Your mother, whole fam­ily would agree. Your home-fire wars are great enough. You couldn’t do it today, Baby Girl. You an offi­cer want­ing to marry an enlisted man. No way. It’s still a thorn, isn’t it? For both of you. All the jokes. Does he have to salute before he can bed you, Nessie? Somebody needs to pro­tect the world, sure, but not you, Sweet Nessie, not you.

NESSIE

(Places her hands against her ears to shut out Van.) Stop it! Cool it! I’m in. I’ve been in. I just have to hang on a bit longer to retire. (Shakes her­self and pulls into calm.) Jim and Mindy watch re-reruns of China Beach. Put them macho nurses in your Abrams tank before they roll right over you!

VAN

I feel for you, Sweet Nessie. I do, but you’re not in Operation Desert-Storm any longer, Dorothy-Nessie. You’re in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Your wars run­neth over like your milk of yesteryear.