Looking for Other
by Denise Duhamel
Alaskan singles who listen to jazz.
Bilingual singles. Singles with money.
Codependent singles who just got the ax.
Down-in-the-dumps singles whose jaws hang low.
Eco-friendly singles. Singles into improv.
Flaky flipped out singles with the flu.
Ghost-ridden singles with gout.
Hippie singles with shingles.
Inappropriate singles full of anger.
Jelly-belly singles. Singles who measure others by IQ.
Kiss and tell singles. Singles on the up and up.
Loco singles with TiVo.
Mixed-up singles addicted to aspirin.
Nosebleed-prone singles. Singles prone to delirium.
Ornery singles who hate splashing in the pool.
Platonic singles who prefer to talk.
Quesadilla-sharing singles who squeeze their own O.J.
Ravishing retro singles into Atari.
Sappy stalking singles who turn to mush.
Telepathic singles. Singles who wait all year for eggnog.
Undercover singles. Singles who can recite Beowulf.
Vavavavoom singles. Singles who are broke.
Wasted webcam singles who’ve been burned.
Xbox 360 singles. Singles who complain about the AC.
Yodeling singles. Singles who fib.
Ziegfeld Follies singles, now retired, asleep on the sofa.


