Unlike most canines,
you cannot trick Cerberus
to lap your genitals
with peanut butter.
You must coat them
with a fine layer of grief,
salt them with Christianity
to repel its teeth.
Don’t keep your legs open
like a gate; the pelvis
was not designed to bear
careless mistakes.
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